Evieism - n. 1. a remark from my daughter Evie whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter.

i.e.

Today when driving down the road and staring at a No Parking Sign, Evie stated, "Look mom, that sign says P's can't go there."

Yesterday when preparing summer squash and zucchini for supper, Evie asked me if she would be eating the "squishes and bikinis."